RIDDLES!

1. What has to be broken before you can use it? Highlight to see answer ---> Answer: An egg

2.What does man love more than life, hate more than death or mortal strife; that which contented men desire; the poor have, the rich require; the miser spends, the spendthrift saves, and all men carry to their graves? Highlight to see answer ---> Answer: Nothing

3.A man looks at a painting in a museum and says, “Brothers and sisters I have none, but that man’s father is my father’s son.” Who is in the painting? Highlight to see answer---> Answer:The man’s son

A hard Riddles >:)

Best said not read

There are 30 cows in a field 20 ate chicken.How many didn't Highlight to see answer---> Answer:10

Trick question

How do you escape a room with no windows or doors, only a table and a mirror? Highlight to see answer ----> You look into the mirror,see what you saw,take the saw,saw the table in half,two halves make a hole,take the hole,put it on the wall, and climb out, AND YOUR FREEeeeee!!!

JOKES!

1. Why can't you tell a joke to an egg? Highlight to see answer---> Answer:it might crack up!

2. What do you do when a lemon gets sick? Highlight to see answer---> Answer:You give it lemon-aid.

3.Why are snails slow? Highlight to see answer---> Answer:Because there carring a small house on their back!

Dad Jokes!

1. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Highlight to see answer---> Answer: Because they’re shellfish.

2.What’s big, gray and doesn’t matter? Highlight to see answer---> Answer: An irrelephant

3. How does a penguin build its house? Highlight to see answer ---> Answer: Igloos it together.

The best riddle ever!

Whos the best person in the world?